Pilot Jokes: Taken to The Next Level

uIDNGk0Q: What's the difference between a fighter pilot and God? A: God doesn't think He's a fighter pilot.
XfLIH2kQ: What’s the difference between a jet engine and a flight attendant? A: At the end of the flight the jet engine stops whining.
8K5zGmoQ: What's the difference between a pilot and a pepperoni pizza? A: A pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four.
SseIxQUQ: What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician? A: A flying sorcerer.
Gc3AAIoQ: Why will a pilot never starve to death? A: He can always boil his tie (pilots eat with food in lap; getting tie dirty).
MdYTb5XQ: What do you call a pregnant flight attendant? A: Pilot error.
WFVuKGrQ: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist.
Iv9UrRNQ: Wanna know how to make a small fortune running a charter airline? A: Start out with a large one.