Q: What's the difference between a fighter pilot and God?
A: God doesn't think He's a fighter pilot.
Q: What’s the difference between a jet engine and a flight attendant?
A: At the end of the flight the jet engine stops whining.
Q: What's the difference between a pilot and a pepperoni pizza?
A: A pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.
Q: Why will a pilot never starve to death?
A: He can always boil his tie (pilots eat with food in lap; getting tie dirty).
Q: What do you call a pregnant flight attendant?
A: Pilot error.
Q: What do you call a black pilot?
A: A pilot, you racist.
Q: Wanna know how to make a small fortune running a charter airline?
A: Start out with a large one.